El Rushbo Embarrassmento

You guys! I just wrote Rush Limbaugh an email!

This is Rush Limbaugh (El Rushbo).
Evidently, he enjoys cigars... just an observation.

Can you believe that? I was working on a history paper on the war in Iraq, when my mom said, "Why don't you write Rush Limbaugh an email and ask him for his point of view on this [war in Iraq]?"

So, I did.

Here is what it said:

Dear Mr. Limbaugh,

My name is Valerie Augsburger.  I am fourteen year old home schooled student.  I am studying American History this year, and for my last report I have to write a paper about the war in Iraq.

I was wondering if you could give me your opinion on these things; Was the war in Iraq successful? Why are American troops still in Iraq?  Why did we go to Iraq in the first place?  Also, do you have any other thoughts in this subject that you would be willing to share with me?

Thank you very much!

--
Sincerely,

Valerie Augsburger

P.S. My dad is a "dittohead", and I have been listening to you since before I could talk. (SIDE NOTE: Mom said to put that line in. haha)



So, really it wasn't a terrible email... Except... AFTER I sent it, I noticed my stinkin' typo! urg. It was in the sentence, "I am studying American History this year..." I put a extra "y" in the year! It looked like this:


Dear Mr. Limbaugh,

My name is Valerie Augsburger.  I am fourteen year old home schooled student.  I am studying American History this yearr [the mistake was right there. brilliant, Valerie. just brilliant.], and for my last report I have to write a paper about the war in Iraq.

I was wondering if you could give me your opinion on these things; Was the war in Iraq successful? Why are American troops still in Iraq?  Why did we go to Iraq in the first place?  Also, do you have any other thoughts in this subject that you would be willing to share with me?

Thank you very much!

--
Sincerely,

Valerie Augsburger

P.S. My dad is a "dittohead", and I have been listening to you since before I could talk. (SIDE NOTE: Mom said to put that line in. haha)




Total Embarrassment.

But, hey! Think on the positive side: It's not like Rush Limbaugh is ACTUALLY going to read it! And if he does read it, it's not like he's actually going to CARE.

Oh, the life of important people. Hahaha =)


P.S. El Rushbo: "Affectionate nickname for the brilliant and eccentric Rush Limbaugh."